Plaxico Burress has officially left the NY Giants Locker room, thanks to that little "Oh-No-I-Shot-Myself-In-The-Thigh" thingie. So it got us thinking: Put together the NFL's most idiotic, stupid, moronic and completely without morals-or-scruples players and what do you have? The Pro-Bowl Of Jerkoffs!

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The Pro-Bowl Of Jerkoffs Team Roster:

Offense

QB - Mike Vick: Dog Fighting.

RB - OJ Simpson: Double Murder, Stealing Satellite TV.

RB - Jamal Lewis: Cocaine Distribution!

WR - Plaxico Burress: Shot himself with illegal handgun.

WR - Dante Stallworth: Recently killed an old man with his Bentley on his way home from Da Club!
WR - Rae Carruth: Shot his pregnant wife, or girlfriend, baby momma. Not quite sure what she was)
TE - Mark Chimura: Busted for fondling his baby sitter.
OL - Nate Newton: Got busted for having about 200 lbs of weed in his van twice in 5 weeks)
K - Sebastian Janikowski: Date Rape & Ecstasy freak!
OT - Jumbo Elliott: Loves to drink, drive, and then pees in sinks!

Defense

LB - Ray Lewis: Never convicted, but he definitely had something to do with those Superbowl killings in Atlanta.

DE - Lyle Alzedo: Dumb enough to let steroids kill him!
DT - Tank Johnson: Gun charges, threatening the cops, and a myriad of other crimes.
DB / Special Teams - Pacman Jones: Constantly in trouble for shootings in strip clubs.
DE - Mark Gastineau - Domestic violence. Didn't get to hit enough people on the field, he had to beat his wife!
LB - Lawrence Taylor - Crack makes you crazy!