Father's Day has become a broken Holiday..almost ranking up there with Arbor Day in terms of who really cares...NAY WE SAY! Let's give Father's Day the shot in the arm it deserves!! Check out our Father's Day Manifesto and make sure all points are CRYSTAL CLEAR to all involved!
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THE ROGER & JP FATHER'S DAY MANIFESTO

• If I fart, you must say, " Oooooo, that's a good one!"
  
  
• As I come out of REM sleep and you see my eyelids flutter, THEN and only then, can you begin cooking my breakfast.

  
  
  

• The first smell of the day should be one of two things: bacon or vagina.

  
  
  

• No father shall say "I'm sorry" or "You're right, honey"

  
  
  

• All TV shows shall feature hot chicks and/or sporting events!

  
  
  

• Bell Ringing = Pole Dance!

  
  
  

• All beer shall be delivered in a timely manner so that there is no lapse in consumption!

  
  
  

• All meals shall be grilled over a hot fire!

  
  
  

• After a meal, man can lick plate.

  
  
  

• If father can't reach an itch, one of those sticks with the little hand on the end will be supplied by a female!

  
  
  

• Wife patting me on the head, rubbing my belly and saying, "Good daddy", not necessarily a bad thing.

  
  
  

• Women shall not speak nor even imply that they have an opinion!

  
  
  

• Wives/girlfriends shall act as concubines!