This is it! Roger & JP break down the penultimate list of good ol' fashioned school-yard pain and misery! Hey, just because we're grownups now doesn't mean you still can't use these when the need arises. Just sayin'!

As always, whatever we missed feel free to comment below!

• The Purple Nurple: AKA The Titty Twister.

• The Monkey Jumper: A simple one-knuckle punch to soft muscle next to elbow= instant swollen bump!

• The Benny: A good smack to the forehead after you lick your fingers.

• The Biff: Just a plain old dry smack to the forehead!

• The Red Neck: A bulls eye smack to the back of the neck!

• The Shark Bite: Just grab the flesh of the inside thigh=Instant Pain!

• The Guppy: Grab the flesh of the back of the Bicep.

• The 5 Star (usually reserved for the locker room.): Smack the guy on his back and leave a hand print!

• The Take A Bow: A straight backhand to the nuts.

• The Mailbox: While working as a team, one partner crouches down behind the victim and the other partner pushes the victim over. Instant Hilarity.

• The Noogie: All time classic knuckle-rubbing the head of someone in a headlock!

• The Atomic Nuggie: Again, while in a headlock take that same knuckle to the top of the head, only this time you knock on the head like you would a door.

• The Wedgie: All Time classic that needs no explanation. (See Milhouse illustration.)

• The Atomic Wedgie: Same principles as a wedgie, but this time, you lift the victim off the ground by his or her underwear.

• The Earlobe Flick: Whipping action from arm and wrist that brings unbelievable energy to end of finger that snaps into the earlobe. Instant red, some swelling too!

• The Wet Willie: The act of putting spit on your finger and then sticking it in said victims ear with wild abandon.