Posted: 9:50 a.m. Tuesday, Nov. 13, 2012
Roger & JP Present: Sex with Inanimate objects! Try The Lion By JP and Roger
The headline is pretty simple: “Man Has Sex With Statue ”.
In this case A Lion statue was victimized during the affair.
Read more on the torrid affair here then lock yourself in a room, turn off the lights and cry for the future of humanity.
About JP I'm JP. I have one goal in life. That goal is to entertain you every morning from 5:30-10. Whether it's by making you laugh, making you think, or by letting you realize how much better your life is than mine.
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