Posted: 9:47 a.m. Thursday, Oct. 25, 2012
Roger and JP Present: Sea Monkeys Really DID Suck! By JP and Roger
Remember the old Sea Monkey Ads that completely mislead you into thinking you could grow an actual FAMILY with arms and legs?
It would’ve been really cool to have a maintenance free Aqua-Family to have as a showpiece but really all they amounted to were just some creepy-looking amoeba looking things that died after a day.
As this retro video from the 70’s will show..you were probably better off with a REAL monkey.
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