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Roger & JP Present: Where’s The Beef?
28 years ago TODAY Clara Peller uttered the infamous commercial catch phrase “Where’s the Beef?” and suddenly. Old ladies became way cool, and we were scarfing down burgers without a single regret! Yeah, we’re feeling old too. http://youtu.be/Ug75diEyiA0
Roger & JP Present: 90 Year Old Pledges Undying Love to Jailbait!
Check out this story which caught our attention: 90 year old Saudi guy marries a 15 year old Saudi Girl - and Shocker: Citizens are urging a human rights investigation into the matter! Don’t be too judgmental…Jerry Lee Lewis married his COUSIN when she was only 13! Here are more ...
Roger & JP Present: Every Man’s Worst Nightmare!
Thanks to the folks at TMZ you should all have a new appreciation for the true dangers that men put themselves into, each and every time we go into the unknown that is, the bedroom! Go on. Read it all here and don’t send us the therapy bill.
Roger & JP Present: Killer Whales & Kayakers: Close Call!
You’re out for a nice little row..enjoying the tranquility of the water. When you notice a pod of killer whales ..slowly, gracefully chugging you way. We’re thinking these folks had plenty of time to get out of the way. Now..we’re all for the spirit of adventure and all but when ...
Roger & JP Present: Yoko Sings Katy Perry. Really.
Some genius..or sadist depending on your point of view – decided to take the piano solo of “Firework” and mash it up with Yoko’s killer interpretive sing-in-a-museum-until-the-windows-blow-out escapade from a few years ago. The result could give you hearing loss so we suggest marginal volume while viewing. Yeah, clearly in ...
Roger & JP Present.. “DECEM-BEAVER” has us hooked!
We weren’t to down with the whole beard concept of “BROVEMBER” but there may be a little something to this whole “DECEMBEAVER” movement now sweeping the nation! Check out the video for this month long event where they “stop shaving their muffs!” If you have a beaver, you have a ...
Roger and JP Present: How To Film Your Own Bank Robbery!
Smart move here kids. Go out, rob a bank..than brag about it on YouTube. Authorities in Nebraska say a woman accused of robbing a bank did just that. Read more about the story here! Granted, the video is very creative. Too bad she forgot that stuff like this can actually ...
Roger & JP Present: Of Zeppelin, Viking & Hobbit Sex!
Plant, Page & J.P. Jones swung by the Late Show couch last with Letterman in a slightly awkward yet compellingly weird interview. Here’s that uncomfortable moment where John Paul Jones may have revealed a bit too much about his personal preferences. Awkward much? http://youtu.be/9Xedjs1R4yg
Roger & JP Present: 2 Hookers Remake Braveheart!
With nothing better to do, we hail the bro known as “Fat Jew” as he proves that yes indeed: A prostitute’s talent can go waaaay beyond bedroom skills. Check out the fine acting job these ladies perform in this video. Perhaps Mel Gibson should look at them for the sequel? ...
Roger & JP Present: The Smell Of FEAR!
Warning! This story is not for the faint of heart! The scenario? A Woman holds two men captive, forcing them to perform a specific act that. Well you are just gonna have to read the whole thing. All we can say is that a little soap and water goes a ...
Roger & JP Present: The Wrath Of Jets Fans!
Jets fans let loose as the team takes The Walk Of Shame at the Half. After all this hasn’t exactly been a banner year for Gang Green and the staggering 49-19 rout courtesy of The Patriots on Thanksgiving Day, didn’t exactly help matters. **Warning! Harsh and Justifiable Language in this ...
Roger & JP Present: 19 Years Of Wedded Bliss?
We’re thinking he never noticed the knuckle hair or the extra large Adam’s Apple. Read about the case that has everyone looking at their wives a bit closer these days. One thing is for sure: The marriage counselor who takes this case stands to make a boatload of cash!
Roger & JP Present: Angus T. Jones! The Next Charlie Sheen?
Well not to THAT extreme, but you have to wonder: For someone making an easy 350 THOUSAND an episode to play a slacker teenager on a show that’s clearly slipping to begin with? What kinda Cray-Cray Juice are YOU drinking??? http://youtu.be/AcZL87J8-xo
Roger & JP Present: Jason Bonham! The Unedited Interview!
Have a listen to this revealing interview with Jason Bonham! Pressure to perform at Zeppelin’s re-Union Gig? Plus the real reasons why we probably won’t see a full-on Led Zeppelin Tour. HINT: It’s not all Robert Plant’s doing!
Breast Implants For Turkeys
Tired of flat chested turkeys? Oh the possibilities… When you’re a breast man, there never seems to be enough meat on the bird. These geniuses finally have a way to keep us all happy. Check it out and share with all of the breat men in your life. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wyyDxLDPV0
Roger & JP Present: Sex with Inanimate objects! Try The Lion
The headline is pretty simple: “Man Has Sex With Statue”. In this case A Lion statue was victimized during the affair. Read more on the torrid affair here then lock yourself in a room, turn off the lights and cry for the future of humanity.
Roger & JP Present: The Exorcism Of Honey Boo-Boo!
We can all agree that Honey Boo makes Damien/The Omen look like a cherub right? It makes sense then that she’d undergo an exorcism in an attempt to purge the vile spirits, and if this fake movie trailer for a flick called ‘The Exorcism of Honey Boo Boo’ is any ...
Roger & JP Present: Boobies & whaddya know? More Boobies!
Outstanding compilation of something so basic and simple in its purity…the female breasts! http://youtu.be/KrylFZqcYvk
Roger and JP Present: Sea Monkeys Really DID Suck!
Remember the old Sea Monkey Ads that completely mislead you into thinking you could grow an actual FAMILY with arms and legs? It would’ve been really cool to have a maintenance free Aqua-Family to have as a showpiece but really all they amounted to were just some creepy-looking amoeba looking ...
Roger & JP Present: Fantasy Slut League?
Seems a school out in California is under investigation for an alleged “Fantasy Slut League” - created by varsity athletes in which female students are “Drafted” and male students earn points for documented engagement in sexual activities with female students. We simply ask what’s the point of a fantasy slut ...
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