Posted: 1:32 p.m. Thursday, Dec. 13, 2012
Why?!?! By Pete Rizzo
We really will buy anything, won’t we?!
I remember when I was a kid how radically gross Cheez Whiz sounded. Flash forward 30+ years later, and we’ve got bacon scented shaving cream, snot flavored jelly beans, and now this monstrosity, Pizza Hut perfume
And just in time for the holidays.
And I don’t think I’m the only one who believes that it’s only a matter of time before this stupidity is mass-marketed and sold.
What other ridiculous concoctions can you think of? Read more.
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