Most Screwed Up Tiger Woods Rumor: his wife rammed his Escalade with a golf cart which caused Tiger to hit the tree; then she attacked him with the golf club, rendering him unconscious. The White House party crashers, the Salahis, have sold their story to Inside Edition for $100K.
Now sources are saying Notre Dame will not let head coach Charlie Weis go until after Thanksgiving. "Hills" star Audrina Patridge was rejected(!) by Playboy, " not centerfold material".
Pitcher Roy Halladay will not sign with the Yankees or Mets. Some crazy guy was just caught trying to extort NY Giants head coach Tom Coughlin; he threatened to kill his family.
Two women were arrested for fighting at Roosevelt Field Mall during the Justin Bieber fiasco on Friday - one suffered a broken arm, the other needs facial plastic surgery. Notre Dame will announce the termination of head coach Charlie Weis at the end of the day.
The Minnesota Vikings will accept an offer from the City of Los Angeles to move there in 2011. Boxer George Foreman's daughter caused $30K damage to a house in Houston when she drove into it...the cause of the accident: she was eating cake and started choking on a frosting flower.
Arrests of illegals are virtually nil in 2009. Buy your Eggos now, there will be a severe shortage within 30 days(no kidding).
There's an OPRAH revolt happening in TV land - she'll be on way less stations for way less $$$ in 2010. Just hours ago, wrestlers Ric Flair and Hulk Hogan got into a bloody brawl at a press conference.
David Letterman's wife threw him out 2 weeks ago; he's living in a NYC loft. UFC Heavyweight champ Brock Lesnar doesn't have swine flu, he has a new form of the plague!
King of the Weekend Rumors: the Fort Hood gunman was an acquaintance of President Obama when he was a Senator; that's the info the White House is holding back. Jay Leno's ratings are so bad that NBC will cancel his show over the Christmas break.
Mike Tyson punched a photographer because, he stood so close to him at the airline ticket counter, that he was brushing against Tyson's daughter. Lou Dobb's quit CNN because his family's lives have been threatened since stray bullets hit his house last week.
Steven Tyler appeared with Joe Perry onstage last night in NYC - he announced that, contrary to news reports and rumors, he is still in Aerosmith. Lindsay Lohan was dating/sleeping with Heath Ledger when he overdosed.
NBA Hall of Famer Kareem Abdul-Jabbar("Roger Murdoch" in the movie, Airplane)has cancer. The staff of "48 Hours" has anted up $50,000 to help with legal bills for the guy who extorted David Letterman!
NY Giants legend Lawrence Taylor was arrested last night for hit and run! The Army Major, who killed 13 at Fort Hood, had been in contact with Al Qaeda.
Bruce Springsteen will get $10mil for his autobiography...a record price for any rocker ever. Beyonce Knowles just signed a $500mill deal with Wynn Hotel and Casino in Vegas...1/2 BILLION!!!
This Friday's episode of "Law and Order" is based on the Schuler/Taconic Parkway tragedy. A fight broke out on the subway this morning - woman1 coughed on another woman2 who spit back at woman1 and then punched woman1 and pulled woman1's hair - because woman1 didn't cover her mouth.
Yankee outfielder Johnny Damon will be wearing a Chicago White Sox uniform next season. Weird news: a giant jellyfish is rumored to have sunk a fishing trawler!