Gossip columnist Perez Hilton will be the new judge on "American Idol" Actor Jon Cryer(Two and a Half Men) had a hit put out on him by his ex-wife!
There's a very strong and persistent rumor that Lady Gaga is actually a tranny-guy! NBC Olympic hockey analyst Mike Milbury will be fired for calling the Russian team "Eurotrash".
There's a good chance that Roger and JP will have midget strippers at Corned Beef and Chaos (Mulcahy's Centereach, March 14th at noon) Long Island has a 75% chance of 12"+ snow on Friday morning.
Paula Abdul is getting her own talk show - on Oprah's new TV network, OWN. The newest trash-trend is for teenage girls to dress even more like strippers with dollar bills attached to their underwear.
Johnny Depp's new movie "Alice in Wonderland" is going to be boycotted by hundreds of movie theatres! Doctors are banding together to get hot dogs re-shaped so they don't cause choking.
Bill Clinton actually DID have a heart attack. He will go home for appearance sake but an expert team of doctors will be in-house. Rachel Ray's pitbull attacked a child and has been put to sleep.
Despite all the rumors, Howard Stern has no offer to replace Simon Cowell on "American Idol". Heidi Klum is going to do a Playboy centerfold shoot!(and there was rejoicing throughout the lands!).
Ellen DeGeneres and Simon Cowell have had knock-down, drag-out arguments on the IDOL set. Did you hear - Cameron Diaz is the newest love interest in AROD's life.
Frustrated Giants DE Osi Umenyiora has 3 years / $11 mill left on his deal; he's not going anywhere. Muslim surgeons are now implanting women suicide bomber's breasts with ...explosives(PETN to be exact)!
The betting line on the Super Bowl is down to 5 points because Dwight Freeney's ankle isn't even at 50%. Katie Couric's $300K per week salary is about to get cut to $125K per week to save a bunch of reporters' jobs.
A scratched-out, very early version of The Constitution , worth tens of millions of dollars, has been found in Philadelphia. If you know a truck driver, there's been a huge increase in tractor-trailer thefts and robberies in the last 2 months.
Heads up: there's a virus going around right now that comes from Facebook that says, "You have a virus so download this software"...don't do it, very bad! The crazy Iranian prez said that Iran "...will deliver a harsh blow to "global arrogance" on February 11."