There are some McDonald’s restaurants already playing their Christmas music CD! There is a bracelet that kids are wearing that allows them to secretly smoke pot. See it here.
Rapper Tone “Wild Thing” Loc collapsed on stage yesterday due to a seizure, not exhaustion. Occupy Wall Street’s next step: Occupy Courts to clog up the judicial system.
Westboro Baptist Church(crazy) will picket at Steve Jobs’ funeral! Yoko Ono is about to sell off everything she has that relates to John Lennon.
Steelers QB Ben Roethlisberger will NOT play this Sunday. Ex Red Sox Mgr Terry Francona and GM Theo Epstein are said to be heading to Chicago, to get the Cubs a championship.