WATCH: South Carolina Man Gives Epic Interview About Missing F-35

An animated retiree is going viral for his vivid impression of the moment a missing F-35 stealth jet crashed near his rural South Carolina home like “a meteorite” from “outer space.” Wearing a straw hat in his Williamsburg County front yard, Randolph White, 72, told a local NBC affiliate that he was “in the bathroom taking a shave” Sunday when a piercing noise filled the “nice and quiet and peaceful” area. “And I heard a screeching,” he recalled. “Between a screech and a whistle.”(From YouTube video description)

His F-35 impression reminds us of this screaming sheep

...and maybe a little James Brown too

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